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Kaelik wrote:How hard would it be to make a virus that infected someone's computer, and then whenever they started playing a youtube video it would play an audio clip that said "Last Time on Dragonball Z!"
If you have physical access then no virus needed. Which is nice since the virus part of it gets you into legal snafus.

You'd want to get a script on their browser (with something like Greasemonkey to run the script). And have the script perform the deed by embedding that audio file to play whenever the browser shows "youtube.com/*"

This might help.
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The difficulty of making a viable computer virus is independent of the difficulty of assigning it a function. Finding new exploits through which your program can insinuate itself is difficult work; on the other hand, the list of potentially unpatched exploits that are already common knowledge grows all the time. Most computers getting shit pushed through the internet are probably getting it from fucking Java plugins, so that would be the first place you would go, and the best way to elicit exposure would be through ownership of a popular webpage or its ad-space. You can also get good results by leaving a USB drive with an autoplay exploit in a parking lot somewhere and building your virus to perpetuate itself onto other drives and network locations, and by distributing seeming benign executables via spoofed email addresses, though that would require a modicum of social engineering. No reason you can't do all three.

For the functionality you'd want a man-in-the-middle attack. An Apache reverse-proxy server running as a headless service could just sit there, silently intercepting TCP and passing almost all of it along, sole exception being data streamed by the Youtube player, to which it would append your desired audio. You could also just fuck with DNS settings and point at a server you control, upside being that you could conceivably intercept any of your targets' traffic, downside being swift attention from federal law enforcement.
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My laptop died in a rather abrupt and irreparable way. I am needing a new computer, and I'm thinking that I've had better luck with full desktops than I have with laptops.

So, where is a place to get decent desktops that are worth the money? I am aware that I will need to pay for quality and I'm willing to do that, I just want to know what company in general gives the most quality per buck. I'm not looking for a high-end gaming rig, but being able to play game easily is desired (I don't care if I can't crank up the graphic options, I just want to be able to play new games).

EDIT: I also need a monitor. I have a tiny flat screen TV but it uses weird hardware and I can't mount it to typical mounts, and the base got swiped.
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IT professional mode: if you don't really care all that much, one of Dell's gaming desktops should do pretty much anything you want.

Gamer mode: Newegg has some really nice pre-built gaming rigs, and reviews that are quite accessible (and generally gamer slanted) so you can make an informed decision.

Total geek mode: Newegg carries all the parts you need; build your own rig. Why would you consider anything else?

Begging for work mode: I build custom PC's to spec; lemme know what you want and I'll quote you a price.
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Newegg would also give you more bang for your buck.
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I don't know where you are, but we have a computer place that builds really good boxes and sells them for $200 - $250. They're warrantied and everything. You might try looking at a computer shop locally.
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Newegg is absolutely the place to go if you don't mind "some assembly required". Dunno how it goes for pre-built stuff.
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I usually buy my own parts and assemble myself, but found it was actually 40$ cheaper to get the exact same computer from IbuyPower a few years ago. They were having a sale so I do not know if this is still true but worth a look.

Also yeah newegg/tiger direct.
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If you decide to build, Count, look at PC Part Picker. It helped me a lot when I built my desktop.
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Maj wrote:In Beyonce's video, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)," she keeps saying that if [he] liked it, he should have put a ring on it. The implication, of course, is that her guy should have asked her to marry him.

But she's wearing armor [only] on the hand that you put the engagement ring on (in the US). Doesn't that also imply that she would have turned him down?
It's a song about being happy and free after a breakup with a shitty guy who didn't want to commit.

Let me break it down.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
This verse is an attention getting refrain that names the people the song is aimed at, and is celebrating.
Now put your hands up
Putting your hand up is a way to be noticed, in this context it means that you should be proud.
Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing
She's in the club enjoying herself after a breakup.
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
'Cause another brother noticed me
In this case, "you" is her ex. He's jealous because she's dancing with another man, and generally acting like an asshole over it.
I'm up on him, he up on me
She she the new guy like each other.
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
You, again, is the ex. He doesn't have any right to be jealous, especially after all he put her through.
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Translation: You were an asshole who was just string me along and shitting on me for three fucking years and now that I'm having a good time with someone else you think that you're the one being wronged, go fuck yourself.
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Repeat
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think
I'll do whatever I want, you don't have the right to control me.
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
The same thing, just in different words.
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Repeat of the chorus.
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
And this part is very important. It shows that her ex basically tried to buy her with things. Instead of actually engaging with her and being there for her, he'd be off doing his own stuff, give her expensive presents, and expect her to drop everything for him. It was a one-sided relationship where he got all the love and support and she just got material goods that she neither needed nor wanted.
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Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone
This guy treats me like I'm important in a way that you never did. But you actually have a chance. If you treat me like I actually matter to you, then you'll have a shot, but you can't just keep taking me for granted.




The chorus is catchy, but the song really isn't about marriage. It's about being treated like a human being rather than as an expensive accessory.
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I have no clue what made you dredge that up, hyzmarca. I know what the song means, but I was struck by the armor. Unless it's actually a chastity belt.
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Maj wrote:I have no clue what made you dredge that up, hyzmarca. .
When a thread has gone on as long as this one, it's very easily to just click the title and assume that you're on the most recent page, when, in fact, you aren't.
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:lmao: Gotcha. ;)
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If Beyonce's ex was such a horrible partner, why did she want him to propose so badly?
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Chamomile wrote:If Beyonce's ex was such a horrible partner, why did she want him to propose so badly?
Who really let the dogs out?

What is riboflavin?

Who is so vain they think the song is about them?

Why did it end in a church, and did they ever explain what the numbers mean?

How did Darths and Droids turn out?

Is Stephen King worthy of the hype?

Is anyone else dreading the Preacher TV series?
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Maxus wrote: How did Darths and Droids turn out?
Darth Vader is actually Luke Skywalker's mother.
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The song doesn't really paint the guy as a bad person aside from his apparent ambivalence re: commitment.
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Maxus wrote: What is riboflavin?

Vitamin b-2 which is the compound that gives multivitamin pills their orange coloring. You get can maladies like anemia and a scaly rash on your scrotum if you don't get enough in your diet.
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Maxus wrote:
Chamomile wrote:If Beyonce's ex was such a horrible partner, why did she want him to propose so badly?
What is riboflavin?

...

Why did it end in a church, and did they ever explain what the numbers mean?
I'm not catching the references.
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Maxus wrote:
Chamomile wrote:If Beyonce's ex was such a horrible partner, why did she want him to propose so badly?
Who really let the dogs out?

What is riboflavin?

Who is so vain they think the song is about them?

Why did it end in a church, and did they ever explain what the numbers mean?

How did Darths and Droids turn out?

Is Stephen King worthy of the hype?

Is anyone else dreading the Preacher TV series?
- Eric Stoltz

- What Josh said

- John Ritter and a kumquat. Two of them.

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- Of course he is.

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DSMatticus wrote:
Maxus wrote:
Chamomile wrote:If Beyonce's ex was such a horrible partner, why did she want him to propose so badly?
What is riboflavin?

...

Why did it end in a church, and did they ever explain what the numbers mean?
I'm not catching the references.
Riboflavin is a gag from a friend in middleschool. "I've always been suspicious of riboflavin. What is riboflavin and why do they put it in my Cheerios?"

The latter one is a reference to Lost.
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Why do people honestly believe that famous people actually personally write their own autobiographies? Why do they not understand that most famous people don't necessarily have time to do that, or the skill to do that, but they do have the money to pay a ghostwriter? And that means a ghostwriter can technically write someone else's autobiography and no, it's not a fucking biography.
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If you have a ghostwriter write it (rather than merely edit it) it is not an autobiography. It just isn't. At best, its a memoir.
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Tell that to a publisher.
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